Dirtiest sex act

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There's so much weird sex slang circulating at any one time that it's impossible to keep up. I pretty regularly overhear a conversation between two teenage boys and am not sure if they're talking about sex or skateboarding. If you've been nervously laughing at dirty jokes for five years because you've been too afraid to Google something with good reason , this list should clear it right up for you. Also, as always, consent matters! Be sure to ask and ask again that your partner is as excited as you are if you want to try any of these out. Rusty trombone. This act is performed on a male specifically and is a combination of anilingus while simultaneously reaching around to masturbate the recipient.

Sometimes with literal shit involved. Often with literal shit involved. Because I care about you. Before we embark on this carefully curated collection of def.

Disclaimer: This collection of words is far more offensive than informative. The slurs revolve around a handful of categories: promiscuous women, homosexuals, and anyone who acts like a dick, a pussy, or an asshole. Likewise, most of the absurd sex acts are illegal, impossible, or involve an unhealthy amount of urine, feces, or vomit. The cataloging of these words and phrases is in no way an endorsement of them. Also, the list will continue to evolve, so please add your suggestions for additional words, alternate meanings, or corrections in the comments below.